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Oh where, oh where, could they be?

  • Writer: Ashley Ann Neese
    Ashley Ann Neese
  • Dec 15, 2016
  • 2 min read

So you’ve lost your socks. Again.

You’ve got three singles and none of them match.

Where do you find your rogue socks?

A study by Samsung revealed that the average person loses 1,264 socks over their lifetime.

1.3 SOCKS A MONTH ARE LOST PER PERSON.

Let’s find those sock and bring them home.

1. Look in the most obvious place. Your sock drawer.

Organizing your sock drawer saves space for more socks, saves time in the morning and may even save your socks from getting lost at the bottomless pit of the drawer.

2. The other most obvious place. The washer and dryer.

How many times do you open your washer to start your load of laundry to only find a lone sock from last week’s clothes… Save yourself the time and trouble by just checking before admitting defeat in sock pairing.

3. The secret hiding spot of socks a.k.a. Narnia.

Your washer and dryer could literally be eating your socks.

THIS IS A REAL THING, PEOPLE.

4. Use math.

There is a real Sock Loss Index equation… (L(p x f) + C(t x s)) - (P x A)

In the 'Sock Loss Index', 'L' stands for 'laundry size', based on the number of people in a household (p) with the frequency of washes (f). 'C' stands for 'washing complexity.' Types of wash (t) is multiplied by the number of socks washed in a week (s). 'P', or 'positivity towards the laundry' is subtracted from the sum of 'L' and 'C'

Whether they are in the dryer drum or in an alternate dimension, your socks are out there somewhere, just waiting to be found and to be loved. Don’t forget your socks, they need you too.


 
 
 

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Behind the Socks

My name

is Ashley.

I like dogs, french toast 

and socks.

Holiday socks.

Fuzzy socks.

Ugly socks. Mismatched socks.

This is a blog about

all those socks.

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